PRESENTED BY TOM MILLETT
The story of Spiderbaby is a tragic one. Born into a dysfunctional family, her father was a cross dressing tarantula and her mother was a crack whore black widow. She lost three of her eight legs in a horrific boating accident off the Ivory Coast and now lives in an abandoned lighthouse off the West Coast of Ireland. Spiderbaby has inherited her mother's love of 60s pop music and her father's tendency to over indulge in candy red lipstick. Spiderbaby kisses a picture of Morrissey every night before going to bed.
SPIDERBABY PLAY EAMONN DORANS DUBLIN TONIGHT AT 8PM!!!
Tune in tomorrow!!!