Yoooou guys. How classy do i
feel sitting in a hotel bar, sipping on fancy mineral water (in a GLASS
bottle, mind you), and not missing Kansas at all? pretty classy. In
fact, i think i’ll create ‘The Classy Bitch Award’ and present it to
myself at BalconyTV’s award shin-dig. Think of it: the lights go down,
spotlight on the announcer (who, in my mind, is Sean Connery), and he
announces the candidates for The Classy Bitch Award. And the winner
is…..JAMIE COFFMAN! and i would drunkenly stumble to the stage, crying
tears of joy, and proceed to thank Vodka for winning such an esteemed
honor. I’m thinking my acceptance speech would need to include some
references to internet porn and graphic profanity as well. Someone
nominate me! Make my dream come true!! you know i deserve it.
- JAMIE COFFMAN, One Classy Bitch since 1987.
Yo, BalconyTV. It’s Anna the Intern (my new official title).
I’ve just spent a better part of the day sorting through MySpace
friend requests and I think I have a vision impairment. I must say that
I am impressed with all the people who are able to keep up a page with
a neon background or color contrasts that aren’t meant to be stared at
for any period of time. Everytime I clicked on something…BLAM (just
like comic book violence on my retinas) and my eyes make another
attempt to focus. Kudos.. seriously, because I don’t think I’ll be able
to look at any more bright colors or crazy contrasting font colors for
a long time (and by a long time, I mean tomorrow when I’ll start over
again).
On a different note, I’m well on my way to making some awesomely
huge bookings for the site! Meaning I’ve emailed a ton of people, most
of whom will probably just delete the message straight away. But who
knows? Maybe I’ll hear back from some huge band and the interns will
slowly take over BalconyTV. And tomorrow I’m bringing headphones so I
won’t have songs from Grease interrupting my train of thought for the
rest of the day. Thanks, Stephen.
- ANNA ELIZABETH
