BROKEN CAMERAS AND JERRY SEINFELD

It's been an emotional morning. The camera we have used to tape 500 plus BalconyTVs has died. Its dead. Its worn out. Completly lacking consciousness. Deceased. Defunct. Departed.

To be perfectly honest its a complete pain in the neck. How can a camara just stop working? It was brand new when we got it. When I shake it, it does sound like something has come loose. Hmmmmm...

The worst part of it all is that as its died, its kidnapped a tape inside it. The footage may be gone forever now.

We'll have to do something special with the camera now. Spray paint it gold, and hang it from our Christmas tree maybe.

Speaking of Christmas. I just heard that Jerry Seinfeld is in Dublin today and is going to be on the Toy Show tonight. This information has made me delerious, being a massive fan of geeky preportions.

I've tryed to figure out where hes staying. Is he doing a press junket? Can BalconyTV get in on it.

I had to make myself stop thinking of the possibilities. It has been wrecking my head ever since.

So I decided to make myself a cup of coffee. I spooned in the coffee. Big spoon of sugar. Waited for the water to boil. Took out some Dunnes Stores chocey biscuits. Considered life. Poured the boiling water into the cup. Stirred. Reached for the milk...

Oh no!!!!!!!!! Too light!