this heat is intolerable

is this for real. im not sure we should be getting heat like this.
roswell!!! roswell!!!
tom was walking down the street yesterday, and walked by two beautiful stunning blonds.
he overheard them say...'thats that guy from balconytv'
he got a kick out of that.
im not getting a kick out of this heat.
i likes the rain myself...
it also makes the balcony difficult to light when its this sunny.
dont ask me the science of it.
but that explains the darkness in recent vids.
forgive me please...
for the lighting will be better from now on...
hows that for bad punctuation, grammer and speling pauline!!!!