So Pauline Sat Me Down Last Night...

And told it to me straight.

Pauline - 'Stephen, I have to be honest with you, straight if you will'

Stephen - Sure, Pauline, anything, lay it to me'

Pauline - 'Stephen, don't take offense'

Stephen - 'Me, offense, don't be ridiculous'

Pauline - 'Well, I have been reading your blog lately, and I think you have to pick it up a bit'

Stephen - 'Excuse me'

Pauline - 'It seems like your just not bothered anymore. People can see you've lost interest'

Stephen - 'What?'

Pauline - 'I think I should do it. Let me do tomorrows'

Stephen - 'Are you joking with me?'

Pauline - 'Stephen, what are you doing with that knife'

Stephen - 'I'm sharpening it'

Pauline - 'Why would you do that, Stephen, Ste, Stephano...wait a minute...get back, no...stop...

Stephen - 'Whats your problem'

Pauline - 'How do you expect me to butter my bread with that, Just clean the other cutlery.'

Stephen - 'OK'

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